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[emulsify]

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DM, 8/28

[rainbowfish]

Have you talked to Jack at all since he and Annie got back from their honeymoon?

Re: DM, 8/28

[emulsify]

nah. [...] saw about the birthday thing, though. you're going, right?

dm 8/28

[beautyfull]

hi whos yr +1 to THIS next party

dm 8/28

[emulsify]

youuuu first.

Left for Parson outside his apartment, Sunday evening

[rainbowfish]

Ugly novelty shot glasses, ugly NYC subway map shirt, a variety of fresh baked goods & various snacks.

DM 9/4

[buffdebuff]

What kind of fanfiction reading vibes do I have?

DM 9/4

[emulsify]

lmao oh my god. did I hit a nerve?

how detailed of a description are you looking for, here?

dm 9/8

[beautyfull]

hi this isnt gossip bc it's just history
can u tell me exactly what went down w knock n raine from yr perspective i know im not getting it all

dm 9/8

[emulsify]

it's [...] complicated. what I know for sure is, they were in a situation that may or may not have had -ship attached. they weren't ever official, not publicly. and after Gavin the blip, he fell out of contact.

Gavin may've had some idea a better insight corkboard conspiracy bull convoluted ideas about what was happening, but [...] idk.

DM, 9/13

[imaginist]

Do you feel like you're forced to stay at Enodia?

Feel free to be ridiculously insouciant if you'd prefer to discuss something less serious.

Re: DM, 9/13

[emulsify]

excuse me! I max out at irritatingly insouciant, which is a solid two steps below ridiculously.

that is a complicated question, though. short answer is no. why?

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

Do you have plans for Thursday? There is only one right answer to this question.

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

I wasn't sure if you'd [...] guess I can delay my dark rituals for a few hours if you've got experiments to run.

DM, 9/28

[rainbowfish]

Hey. [...] How are you holding up?

DM, 9/28

[emulsify]

honestly? sorta wobbling between "bad" and "fine." it's [...] weird.

dm 10/8

[beautyfull]

hi is yr nose broken

do you need me to tell u how to use gav yr newest powers because if u recall i was much better than u at them

dm 10/8

[emulsify]

actually I just fractured my index finger. which goes to show there're benefits to having a block head.

oh by all means, consider me your gosling, master duckie.

DM 10/15

[buffdebuff]

Alabama.

Re: DM 10/15

[emulsify]

alaska?

DM - 10/15

[failson]

Hello! Would you be willing to hitch Eureka and myself at 5am on Wednesday (and if so, how can we repay you)? I know it's very early, so no worries if it's too much of a hassle!

DM - 10/15

[emulsify]

5am!! doable. ngl, that feels too early to be either illegal or illicit, but I still gotta ask: you two aren't getting up to anything that could get me charged with complicity?

DM, 11/2

[imaginist]

Has Crysta invited you on a trip to New York?

DM, 11/2

[emulsify]

nope. should I be jealous or relieved?

dm 11/2

[beautyfull]

hey are you still whats upping spirit moneypenny sometimes

dm 11/2

[emulsify]