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parson starling ([personal profile] emulsify) wrote2023-05-01 12:50 am
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have plans for Thursday? There is only one right answer to this question.
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[personal profile] emulsify 2023-09-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't sure if you'd [...] guess I can delay my dark rituals for a few hours if you've got experiments to run.
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-26 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Being my test subject will be a far more productive use of your time. No self-respecting person believes in witchcraft.
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[personal profile] emulsify 2023-09-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, that's why you've got to look for ppl with "astrology bitch" in their bio when you're browsing Purpl. so, will there be cake what's this week's experiment?
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
The preponderance of astrology is exactly why I deleted my Purpl account years ago. That, and the obvious reason.

Answer this first: are you working that day?
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[personal profile] emulsify 2023-09-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
right! the OTHER experiment.

nah. took the day off. figured [...] he'd've pouted if my attention was split between 5 patrons.
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect. On the evening of September 28th, Crysta and I will be in a location within the bounds of Enodia Station. For every ten minutes that pass before you find us, we will permanently destroy one slice of cake until there's nothing left.
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[personal profile] emulsify 2023-09-26 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god a hostage situation. do I get any more hints? a coded riddle to decipher? a puzzle box to solve?
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-26 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
A birthday card will be delivered to you at the appointed hour. It could be 5 PM or 10 PM. (Hint: the exact time will be relevant to decoding the message within.) The clock starts the second the card passes into your hands.
Edited (let's make this a little more festive) 2023-09-26 03:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] emulsify 2023-09-26 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
somehow I didn't believe all the weird comic book villain birthday memories, but at this point in outlining your evil plan, you're probably be expecting a 'k' in response, but instead I'm gonna say, I will find you, and I will put a stop to this torte's torment.
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[personal profile] imaginist 2023-09-26 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Puns are the lowest form of humour, Starling. We will relish disintegrating this needlessly expensive cake piece by piece.
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