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Suspicious. Apparently, she's booked hotel rooms for a dozen people at Times Square, and neither you nor I were included.

[.......] must be a sex thing then.

Ugh. Parson!

it's gotta be in at least the top 5 for most logical explanations! no invites for ~~siblings~~ ~~family~~ us? do you know who else was invited?

Shannon Wan, her friend from camp. I'm getting more information as we speak.

shannon gives astrology girl vibes, so add "weird coven thing" to the list.

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Apparently, they're leaving on the 10th and they plan to "dress slutty at the club." Which doesn't necessarily preclude the [...] logical explanation.

~~are you worried about h~~ it could just be a girls' weekend!

Unlikely. She doesn't know that many girls. And I'm willing to bet she's brought her boyfriend along.

~~DEFINITELY a sex thing th~~ man, I was trying to give you some feasible alternatives to enodia swingers club takes manhattan, here.

I am literally incapable of lying to myself. [...] I suppose whatever it is, she knows what she's doing. Even if it is financially irresponsible of her.

they weren't LIES just comfortable hypotheses. anyway, it's a birthday thing for Zeke and we aren't invited because we aren't his friends and/or our presence would provoke cardiac distress.

it's sweet she likes him so much.

Aha. I've independently confirmed this with Shannon, so the birthday story must be true.

He makes her art, and she has it all over her room.

see? nothing to worry about! everyone should overspend on a 12-person binge weekend in a big 5 city at least once before they turn 30.

gay. I predict come january theyre going to be cohabitating-but-not-really without putting a name on it. good for them.

Normally, I'd encourage it. But our parents cut her off. Temporarily, pending her obedience this Thanksgiving.

Would you care to wager on it? I think she's far too wary of being mocked by us to make a move like that.

huh. ~~of course they are~~ ~~can't even wait a full year before losing another kid, can they?~~ [...] ~~they're never going to learn~~ ~~you both need to cut them o~~ ~~you two shouldn't have to deal with~~ [...] that's fucked.

not only will I bet on it, I also give her exactly 3 days of attempting to keep it totally a secret.

It'll be fine. We have a plan to handle them.

I accept. They both have exceedingly loud roommates; there is no way they can pull off a cohabitation situation with any sort of secrecy or grace.

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