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~~so it IS kinda a~~ aw romantic.

1. take them somewhere with tech or finance bros. they can't resist a misguided fight-n-fuck.

2. see if any local museums or galleries are doing a kitsch art night & direct them to that.

3. fake a spreadsheet emergency here at the station so they can't go.

stop.

Ok but that's all so helpful thank you so much save all yr spreadsheets next friday i'm going to explode microsoft excel

I just calls em like I sees em. oh, you should maybe let Knock know your plans. I'm not entirely sure he's ruled out a surveillance mission yet.

wishing you all the luck in ditching the world's most intense person.

[...] wait i kinda figured he'd know by now lmao i did NOT tell anyone who could keep a secret

i can outtense them

oh he knows. ~~he just seems to be a much more direct intervention older brother than Gav ev~~ I'll detour him, if he comes to the conclusion that a stakeout is necessary.

don't allow anyone to seem like they need to be mothered within 20ft of Spirit. they can smell indecision. you'll never get rid of them, then.

I see.
would it be funny or too mean to like invite him separately and make him confess he’s been spyin on me to get out of it

k def don’t wanna think about spirit mommying […] rly actually anyone I am gonna dump them in a river stg