emulsify | IC SPAM POST

You're bringing back Pub Quiz Nights!? What's the next theme? I need to prepare my costume.

Quite the performance today.

Congrats. You did great. Hope you're well.

hiii! I haven't met you really yet I'm Crysta

~~did you really eat my~~
[...] Actually just did you kiss my...no
Is the only thing interesting about you your alleged pecs or?

Hey.

is ok

Hi Parson! Just checking in. Are you a weremole after all?

[ooc: immediately after this]

I'd like to talk to you. When are you free?

How valid is your promise for free drinks if one just so happened to seduce a certain overly tall visitor?

~~Hey. How are you holding up? S~~

~~Do you want to get drinks sometime? I'm~~

[...]

I heard you got ambushed by Waldingers.

Hey. What’s your professional opinion cost these days?

In the interests of transparency, I should tell you that I've developed lie detection powers.

I don't think your abilities are horrifying, actually.

What do you think about Star Trek?

Enjoying the sparkling pollen?

~~did u surviv~~
~~are you~~

did a mole or whatev eat u yet

Hello, bonjour, I have returned, etc., etc., now to the important bits: how do we plan to celebrate your imminent birthday?

Hey Parson. Another full moon today! That means I get to text you!

[...] Sorry. That's a joke. I'm not funny. ~~And I'm kind of nervous so~~

[...] I was wondering if I could get your honest opinion on something?

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Hello Soon To Be Birthday Boy. Just checking in to make sure that you have plans.

Crysta leaves in a little pink box just one more normal (not weed she didn't have any) cupcake with a barbie shoe on top. An equally pink attached note reads nothing, it's just a big pink heart sticker inside. It's a good cupcake at least. Happy birthday. Here is a Bit to make you paranoid.

[A simple black box tied with a red ribbon, containing the illustrated The Lord of the Rings: Special Edition set. No note, no card, although someone clearly obsessed over centering the ribbon exactly and tying the bow so both sides are even and nestling the book in enough paper that it doesn't make too much noise when the box is shaken.

Frankly, Enoch has no idea if Parson would even like this and almost tossed it rather than acknowledge anyone's birthday, but fuck it, he already wrapped it, so this is Parson's burden now. (He does not wonder if the imprint in Parson's brain will know that this is a very Enoch thing to do.)]

[Screenshot of this part of the convo]

SWINGERS PARTY

~~hi r u dating yet~~
~~are you emotionally n mentally in a place to discuss dates hmm~~

[…] r you taking anyone to the restaurant thing

Would you ever want to get married?

Thinking of sending the boys to Rhode Island for saltwater taffy. Want them to pick you up anything?

DM [5/22]

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