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dm 8/28

[emulsify]

youuuu first.

dm 8/28

[beautyfull]

ok, shannon wan yr turn

dm 8/28

[emulsify]

omg. she's cute, good pick! also don't really know her, but she seems fun-for-parties perceptive? applauding your taste.

no plans for a +1, myself. am I needed for smuggling someone in?

dm 8/28

[beautyfull]

I mean I’ve known her for a while I went to her wedding but y I need someone to talk to if this party is about books again

See u did say that last time and arrived in the weirdest throuple config I have ever conceived of so can’t wait to see what u mean now.

But also no not yet? I will let u know tho if I hear of any cute strays

dm 8/28

[emulsify]

oh man, it's book themed?

Knock says my vibes attract improbable scenarios. so, probably coming home with a baby.

happy to help and/or become a victim of circumstance.

dm 8/28

[beautyfull]

Idk like probably?? We aren’t getting “and the food is Levantine” and then like. The theme is Barbie??

[…]did I teach u knock or No I like. See that entirely. I think it’s probs bc yr constantly volunteering to be a victim of circumstance to ppl with yr worst interests in mind hot tip

dm 8/28

[emulsify]

oof, well if the book is the bible, I guess jesus is the original barbie, in a way.

and where would all those movers and shakers be without willing guinea pigs like myself? bored, probably! it's a public service.

dm 8/28

[beautyfull]

oh my god if I show up to this party and it’s horny newlyweds stations of the cross ending w Annie’s resurrection into her new yr or something I am leaving

this is how hope u get stuck w a good baby then

dm 8/28

[emulsify]

idt Annie's into performance art, but now I'm gonna be disappointed if there's not a weird nativity-themed gift processional?? strongly feeling the loss of having never accidentally attended a party with freaky psychosexual religious overtones before.

thank you!