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[emulsify]

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DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

Good. Being my test subject will be a far more productive use of your time. No self-respecting person believes in witchcraft.

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

yeah, that's why you've got to look for ppl with "astrology bitch" in their bio when you're browsing Purpl. so, will there be cake what's this week's experiment?

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

The preponderance of astrology is exactly why I deleted my Purpl account years ago. That, and the obvious reason.

Answer this first: are you working that day?

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

right! the OTHER experiment.

nah. took the day off. figured [...] he'd've pouted if my attention was split between 5 patrons.

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

Perfect. On the evening of September 28th, Crysta and I will be in a location within the bounds of Enodia Station. For every ten minutes that pass before you find us, we will permanently destroy one slice of cake until there's nothing left.

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

oh my god a hostage situation. do I get any more hints? a coded riddle to decipher? a puzzle box to solve?

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

A birthday card will be delivered to you at the appointed hour. It could be 5 PM or 10 PM. (Hint: the exact time will be relevant to decoding the message within.) The clock starts the second the card passes into your hands.

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

somehow I didn't believe all the weird comic book villain birthday memories, but at this point in outlining your evil plan, you're probably be expecting a 'k' in response, but instead I'm gonna say, I will find you, and I will put a stop to this torte's torment.

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

Puns are the lowest form of humour, Starling. We will relish disintegrating this needlessly expensive cake piece by piece.