IC SPAM POST

[emulsify]

ic spam . leave a message, 75% chance of auto-reply

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DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

A birthday card will be delivered to you at the appointed hour. It could be 5 PM or 10 PM. (Hint: the exact time will be relevant to decoding the message within.) The clock starts the second the card passes into your hands.

DM, 9/25

[emulsify]

somehow I didn't believe all the weird comic book villain birthday memories, but at this point in outlining your evil plan, you're probably be expecting a 'k' in response, but instead I'm gonna say, I will find you, and I will put a stop to this torte's torment.

DM, 9/25

[imaginist]

Puns are the lowest form of humour, Starling. We will relish disintegrating this needlessly expensive cake piece by piece.