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DM 9/4

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lmao oh my god. did I hit a nerve?

how detailed of a description are you looking for, here?

Re: DM 9/4

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More data is always better than less.

DM 9/4

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k, so

wait. before I start, is this gonna come back on me 10-fold in some unforeseen way?

Re: DM 9/4

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How should I know?

DM 9/4

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ok fine, I'll eat the consequences.

the vibes are [...]

❗ mostly old guard sci fi stuff. trek, x-files, battlestar galactica. not star wars, weirdly?
❗ the word "kiribaku" is meaningless to you.
❗ you're a spare time/bored reader who wants to try writing his own, but is self not like, obsessive this is my personality reader.
❗ you would for sure engage in a 2hr long academic convo about a fic you liked.
❗ on the clock with a spreadsheet open in one monitor and a chapter of an AO3 pasted into a gdoc on the other, bc you're not gonna get caught easy.
❗ you know what homestuck is, but only academically.
❗ the romantic stuff makes you blush more than the smut
❗ you definitely have a favorite Will Graham/Reader fic saved to your phone.

DM 9/4

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Do you have undisclosed psychic powers?

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I've never seen the Hannibal show, though.

DM 9/4

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wow I really thought I had your number with the Will Graham thing.

DM 9/4

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Maybe I should watch it.

DM 9/4

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if you do, I can recommend you some fics.

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I was wondering how you knew so much about fanfiction.

DM 9/4

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it's hard being this hot and also into nerd shit.

DM 9/4

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Wow.

DM 9/4

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I swear to god, Maxie.

Re: DM 9/4

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Let me know if they answer.

DM 9/4

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[.......] you wore fedoras in high school, didn't you?

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I absolutely did NOT.

DM 9/4

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hey, I believe you. but now I'm curious. was it emo, instead? comb your bangs forward?

Re: DM 9/4

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I had classic Chucks that I wrote all over, but that's it I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint.

DM 9/4

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I'll never recover from this. what color were they?

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Guess

DM 9/4

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man, I've made 3 wrong guesses about you so far today. not exactly on a hot streak, rn. but I'm gonna guess red.

DM 9/4

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Blue.

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But you were right about most of your fanfiction guesses, so that's something.

DM 9/4

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ah, heck.

impressively permissive of you.