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surprisingly, that's not the first time I've heard that.

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low-key. yeah. I'd be alright with that!

Bachelorette parties must be a nightmare for health inspectors.

I’m happy to host, but if you’d rather it be at the Space, that’s cool too. For reasons I can not explain, it has suddenly become critically important that this birthday party happen soonish. When works for your schedule? (And should I invite the Waldingers or nah?)

pretty much everyone involved, yeah. even the bride-to-be half the time, in my experience.

ah, sudden and unannounced super secret mission. I understand. well, I don't work tomorrow, or you can make the bar a little rowdier than usual on Thursday, if you like.

Just further confirmation that I made the right decision by not having one.

Let's do Thursday. Who doesn't love a Thirsty Thursday? But you should switch shifts and not tell anyone, so you can be like, "Oh man, I really gotta get back to work" when you don't want to talk, but you actually don't have to work when you want to be Birthday Baby. Y'know? If you feel weird about asserting your authority as co-owner to switch last minute, I'm unafraid to throw my weight around for this cause. (You didn't answer my parenthetical and if you ignore it a second time, I'll assume the answer is nah.)

oh, that's a relief. because I've been trying to find a stripper that will read Das Kapital while gyrating for the last month, and let me tell you, I was starting to worry that I'd have to do it myself.

Thursday works fine! and the gang is probably used to me coming and going as I please at this point, but thank you for being my hero.

as for the Waldingers, ~~birthdays are pretty fraught for them and I~~ you know, things are going [...] ~~well enough~~ ~~fine~~ good. send 'em invites.

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