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Would you ever want to get married?

~~what~~ ~~Gavin and I weren't~~

[...] probably only if it were part of a madcap scheme to secure citizenship for a desperate, handsome stranger.

I suspect you mean that as a joke, but you have exactly the sort of mien that attracts such improbable scenarios.

Anyway, my research confirms that Jack Jung is an American citizen, so it's not that.

so what you're saying is, don't give up on my dreams. noted.

OH. ~~I thought you were going to interrogate~~ you mean Annie! that makes sense. I mean [...] it's not really that weird, is it? academically speaking, if I were Annie, yeah. I'd lock down the right partner.

If you do achieve your dream, notify Crysta first so she can throw you a bachelorette party.

So you think I shouldn't be concerned about Annie.

you'll come, too, right?

yeah. she's an adult. ~~life's sh~~ ~~life~~ ~~you can't just~~ life's short. Jack looks at her like she hung the moon, AND as far as I can tell, he challenges her in a way she likes. and even if you're subscribe to the "love is just a convenient chemical reaction" school of thought, well, she said herself, he's gonna make her life easier.

[...] also, eloping is more fiscally responsible than a big wedding. you gotta give her props for that.

I have no desire to see what you'd do when presented with a stripper pole.

If she's making the practical decision for her circumstances, I don't have any objections. [...] Fine. I'll attempt to stop judging her.

I wouldn't expect you to be impressed with feats of athleticism, anyway.

good start! next milestone, mustering up some joy for her when she gets back.

I am when it's something I haven't seen before.

Is it good enough if I practice saying "Congratulations" without sounding like it's a lie?

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