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[buffdebuff]

What do you think about Star Trek?

[emulsify]

which one?

[buffdebuff]

At least you know there are more than one, so you've passed the basic test.

[emulsify]

wow, rude. what do YOU think about star trek?

[buffdebuff]

It's my favorite. But some people at this station don't even know what it is. So I'm taking a survey.

[emulsify]

what's your sample size?

[buffdebuff]

Are you questioning my ability to do a basic survey?

[emulsify]

call it a peer review.

[buffdebuff]

Am I going to be published?

[emulsify]

do you want to be?

[buffdebuff]

Literally always, but that's besides the point here.

[emulsify]

[...] what was the point, again?

[buffdebuff]

What is your favorite Star Trek series?

[emulsify]

DS9. is this an explain your answer kinda survey?

[buffdebuff]

It's whatever I say it is.

[emulsify]

lmao wow. okay, daddy.

[buffdebuff]

Oh you would be into that.

[emulsify]

sir, this is your second neg of the night.

[buffdebuff]

And?

[emulsify]

incredible. you're capped at three.

[buffdebuff]

There's a cap?

[emulsify]

yep. I'm like a genie, except instead of three wishes you get three insults and then I return to my little lamp to play video games. you better make the last one good, buddy.

[buffdebuff]

Is it per day?

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What game?

[emulsify]

three day cycle.

how judgmental are you going to be if I answer this?

[buffdebuff]

Fair.

Depends on the game.