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im utilising resources to get someone dinner

so you're disrupting the pimping industry.

yeah, I mean, consider me your arm candy understudy, if bachelor(ette) number one does not come thru for mystery date.

cool the orig bachelorette is eureka ill let u know if ur services are required
ANNNND if they're not and u are gonna be sad n solo otherwise u should take knock so he doesn't get sad @ bein uninvited i would but my dress is too cute to waste on family nite.

oh yeah, our resident wood elf. keep me updated!

~~I'm never sad~~ ~~dude, I'm never s~~ yeah, don't waste a hot look on family. you sure inviting him wouldn't just end in, "🚨no! my experiments!🚨"

k so actually i just learned opossum boy got there first yr off the hook tech speaking
i mean it might, but it might also prevent his spyin and illusioning maggots into the soup all nite i'm not sure which way his whims will fly re this.

aw, woodland romance.

ok true, and anyway it'll be funny getting him to monologue about how inconvenient I'm being.

who're you going with?

sry to hype u up for nothing hope u get the MOST fun monologue

~~None of yr~~
[...] ~~Well i guess you'll be there~~
zeke as he's able to like. adequately appreciate my femurs in short skirts probably.

no sweat. feel free to keep my resume on file the next time you need to fix a problem by throwing a good looking dude at it.

oooOOOOOOOooooooh. bone boy. he's CHARMING.