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Bachelorette parties must be a nightmare for health inspectors.
I’m happy to host, but if you’d rather it be at the Space, that’s cool too. For reasons I can not explain, it has suddenly become critically important that this birthday party happen soonish. When works for your schedule? (And should I invite the Waldingers or nah?)
I’m happy to host, but if you’d rather it be at the Space, that’s cool too. For reasons I can not explain, it has suddenly become critically important that this birthday party happen soonish. When works for your schedule? (And should I invite the Waldingers or nah?)
pretty much everyone involved, yeah. even the bride-to-be half the time, in my experience.
ah, sudden and unannounced super secret mission. I understand. well, I don't work tomorrow, or you can make the bar a little rowdier than usual on Thursday, if you like.
ah, sudden and unannounced super secret mission. I understand. well, I don't work tomorrow, or you can make the bar a little rowdier than usual on Thursday, if you like.
Just further confirmation that I made the right decision by not having one.
Let's do Thursday. Who doesn't love a Thirsty Thursday? But you should switch shifts and not tell anyone, so you can be like, "Oh man, I really gotta get back to work" when you don't want to talk, but you actually don't have to work when you want to be Birthday Baby. Y'know? If you feel weird about asserting your authority as co-owner to switch last minute, I'm unafraid to throw my weight around for this cause. (You didn't answer my parenthetical and if you ignore it a second time, I'll assume the answer is nah.)
Let's do Thursday. Who doesn't love a Thirsty Thursday? But you should switch shifts and not tell anyone, so you can be like, "Oh man, I really gotta get back to work" when you don't want to talk, but you actually don't have to work when you want to be Birthday Baby. Y'know? If you feel weird about asserting your authority as co-owner to switch last minute, I'm unafraid to throw my weight around for this cause. (You didn't answer my parenthetical and if you ignore it a second time, I'll assume the answer is nah.)
oh, that's a relief. because I've been trying to find a stripper that will read Das Kapital while gyrating for the last month, and let me tell you, I was starting to worry that I'd have to do it myself.
Thursday works fine! and the gang is probably used to me coming and going as I please at this point, but thank you for being my hero.
as for the Waldingers,birthdays are pretty fraught for them and I you know, things are going [...] well enough fine good. send 'em invites.
Thursday works fine! and the gang is probably used to me coming and going as I please at this point, but thank you for being my hero.
as for the Waldingers,
it's definitely more in the vein of "I wanted to wear something slutty I had in my closet" than a real costume.
yeah? you know, it's like any skill. sometimes you just take naturally to stuff. the moles, if we've got any left out there, are gonna have to watch out from now on.
yeah? you know, it's like any skill. sometimes you just take naturally to stuff. the moles, if we've got any left out there, are gonna have to watch out from now on.
[...] That's true! [...] I sort of hope we're mole-free now, though.
[...] Some of us were talking and I've been thinking of taking Director Thornton's test next week. Just to see how it goes. And to [...] try to own my powers, I guess? I don't know. [...] Like in Learning From My Future*? When she started using her clairvoyance and stopped hiding her extra eyes and everything.
Do you think that's a bad idea?
[OOC: *A book from their book club that is definitely not a support group!]
[...] Some of us were talking and I've been thinking of taking Director Thornton's test next week. Just to see how it goes. And to [...] try to own my powers, I guess? I don't know. [...] Like in Learning From My Future*? When she started using her clairvoyance and stopped hiding her extra eyes and everything.
Do you think that's a bad idea?
[OOC: *A book from their book club that is definitely not a support group!]
Edited (Book title generator understood the assignment.) 2023-08-03 00:24 (UTC)
Crysta leaves in a little pink box just one more normal (not weed she didn't have any) cupcake with a barbie shoe on top. An equally pink attached note reads nothing, it's just a big pink heart sticker inside. It's a good cupcake at least. Happy birthday. Here is a Bit to make you paranoid.
[A simple black box tied with a red ribbon, containing the illustrated The Lord of the Rings: Special Edition set. No note, no card, although someone clearly obsessed over centering the ribbon exactly and tying the bow so both sides are even and nestling the book in enough paper that it doesn't make too much noise when the box is shaken.
Frankly, Enoch has no idea if Parson would even like this and almost tossed it rather than acknowledge anyone's birthday, but fuck it, he already wrapped it, so this is Parson's burden now. (He does not wonder if the imprint in Parson's brain will know that this is a very Enoch thing to do.)]
Frankly, Enoch has no idea if Parson would even like this and almost tossed it rather than acknowledge anyone's birthday, but fuck it, he already wrapped it, so this is Parson's burden now. (He does not wonder if the imprint in Parson's brain will know that this is a very Enoch thing to do.)]
omg!! in a hotel this time! they're rotating venues. do you think someone just got a pine needle in their butt last time or are they doing swingers parties themed around The Shining? can you ask him if everyone has to turn in their keys?? is that too obvious???
whats the shining
i think it's in boston or what other place is apprx 2 Burlingtons i can totally ask if there's a key jar i think
i think it's in boston or what other place is apprx 2 Burlingtons i can totally ask if there's a key jar i think
Edited (rdm) 2023-08-07 20:40 (UTC)
ok i googled it and it's so old who cares
i MEANNNN what else is there to do around here i guess???? i wonder who else is goin from here.
i MEANNNN what else is there to do around here i guess???? i wonder who else is goin from here.
[…] r you taking anyone to the restaurant thing
bc i might need u to take someone who wants to go idk if their first option worked out yet i'll let u know when i know
cool the orig bachelorette is eureka ill let u know if ur services are required
ANNNND if they're not and u are gonna be sad n solo otherwise u should take knock so he doesn't get sad @ bein uninvited i would but my dress is too cute to waste on family nite.
ANNNND if they're not and u are gonna be sad n solo otherwise u should take knock so he doesn't get sad @ bein uninvited i would but my dress is too cute to waste on family nite.
k so actually i just learned opossum boy got there first yr off the hook tech speaking
i mean it might, but it might also prevent his spyin and illusioning maggots into the soup all nite i'm not sure which way his whims will fly re this.
i mean it might, but it might also prevent his spyin and illusioning maggots into the soup all nite i'm not sure which way his whims will fly re this.
sry to hype u up for nothing hope u get the MOST fun monologue
None of yr
[...]Well i guess you'll be there
zeke as he's able to like. adequately appreciate my femurs in short skirts probably.
[...]
zeke as he's able to like. adequately appreciate my femurs in short skirts probably.
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