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parson starling ([personal profile] emulsify) wrote2023-05-01 12:50 am

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[personal profile] philomathean 2023-08-02 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bachelorette parties must be a nightmare for health inspectors.

I’m happy to host, but if you’d rather it be at the Space, that’s cool too. For reasons I can not explain, it has suddenly become critically important that this birthday party happen soonish. When works for your schedule? (And should I invite the Waldingers or nah?)
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[personal profile] philomathean 2023-08-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just further confirmation that I made the right decision by not having one.

Let's do Thursday. Who doesn't love a Thirsty Thursday? But you should switch shifts and not tell anyone, so you can be like, "Oh man, I really gotta get back to work" when you don't want to talk, but you actually don't have to work when you want to be Birthday Baby. Y'know? If you feel weird about asserting your authority as co-owner to switch last minute, I'm unafraid to throw my weight around for this cause. (You didn't answer my parenthetical and if you ignore it a second time, I'll assume the answer is nah.)
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[personal profile] dorinlee 2023-08-03 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[...] That's true! [...] I sort of hope we're mole-free now, though.

[...] Some of us were talking and I've been thinking of taking Director Thornton's test next week. Just to see how it goes. And to [...] try to own my powers, I guess? I don't know. [...] Like in Learning From My Future*? When she started using her clairvoyance and stopped hiding her extra eyes and everything.

Do you think that's a bad idea?

[OOC: *A book from their book club that is definitely not a support group!]
Edited (Book title generator understood the assignment.) 2023-08-03 00:24 (UTC)
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left by parson's door on this the day of his birth

[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-05 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Crysta leaves in a little pink box just one more normal (not weed she didn't have any) cupcake with a barbie shoe on top. An equally pink attached note reads nothing, it's just a big pink heart sticker inside. It's a good cupcake at least. Happy birthday. Here is a Bit to make you paranoid.
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Left at Parson's door, 8/4

[personal profile] imaginist 2023-08-05 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[A simple black box tied with a red ribbon, containing the illustrated The Lord of the Rings: Special Edition set. No note, no card, although someone clearly obsessed over centering the ribbon exactly and tying the bow so both sides are even and nestling the book in enough paper that it doesn't make too much noise when the box is shaken.

Frankly, Enoch has no idea if Parson would even like this and almost tossed it rather than acknowledge anyone's birthday, but fuck it, he already wrapped it, so this is Parson's burden now. (He does not wonder if the imprint in Parson's brain will know that this is a very Enoch thing to do.)]
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
whats the shining
i think it's in boston or what other place is apprx 2 Burlingtons i can totally ask if there's a key jar i think
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-07 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ok i googled it and it's so old who cares
i MEANNNN what else is there to do around here i guess???? i wonder who else is goin from here.
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
hi r u dating yet
are you emotionally n mentally in a place to discuss dates hmm

[…] r you taking anyone to the restaurant thing
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-10 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
bc i might need u to take someone who wants to go idk if their first option worked out yet i'll let u know when i know
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
im utilising resources to get someone dinner
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
cool the orig bachelorette is eureka ill let u know if ur services are required
ANNNND if they're not and u are gonna be sad n solo otherwise u should take knock so he doesn't get sad @ bein uninvited i would but my dress is too cute to waste on family nite.
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-11 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
k so actually i just learned opossum boy got there first yr off the hook tech speaking
i mean it might, but it might also prevent his spyin and illusioning maggots into the soup all nite i'm not sure which way his whims will fly re this.
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[personal profile] beautyfull 2023-08-11 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
sry to hype u up for nothing hope u get the MOST fun monologue

None of yr
[...] Well i guess you'll be there
zeke as he's able to like. adequately appreciate my femurs in short skirts probably.

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