Just further confirmation that I made the right decision by not having one.

Let's do Thursday. Who doesn't love a Thirsty Thursday? But you should switch shifts and not tell anyone, so you can be like, "Oh man, I really gotta get back to work" when you don't want to talk, but you actually don't have to work when you want to be Birthday Baby. Y'know? If you feel weird about asserting your authority as co-owner to switch last minute, I'm unafraid to throw my weight around for this cause. (You didn't answer my parenthetical and if you ignore it a second time, I'll assume the answer is nah.)