emulsify | IC SPAM POST

I bet.

Tuscaloosa.

see, you're coming around!

well, now that I know where you're from, I can confidently say that I can't think of anything about Tuscaloosa that would be worth roasting you for.

I feel like you're going easy on me

if you want the humiliation package, that's a higher tier on my OF

Hello! Would you be willing to hitch Eureka and myself at 5am on Wednesday (and if so, how can we repay you)? I know it's very early, so no worries if it's too much of a hassle!

Edited (context link is ooc!) 2023-10-16 03:17 (UTC)

5am!! doable. ngl, that feels too early to be either illegal or illicit, but I still gotta ask: you two aren't getting up to anything that could get me charged with complicity?

Definitely not! That's when Costco throws out all the good bread and stuff and Eureka wants to try liberating it as an opossum. (We swapped powers before during the dream thing and they have more questions for Science!)

If anything, it should be illegal for all of these big companies to throw away so much perfectly good food.

I'll always support dumpster diving and sticking it to large chain stores. sure, I'll hitch ya. just save me a loaf of cinnamon bread if you find any.

I definitely will! You're the best! What else do we owe you?

Has Crysta invited you on a trip to New York?

nope. should I be jealous or relieved?

Suspicious. Apparently, she's booked hotel rooms for a dozen people at Times Square, and neither you nor I were included.

[.......] must be a sex thing then.

Ugh. Parson!

it's gotta be in at least the top 5 for most logical explanations! no invites for ~~siblings~~ ~~family~~ us? do you know who else was invited?

Shannon Wan, her friend from camp. I'm getting more information as we speak.

shannon gives astrology girl vibes, so add "weird coven thing" to the list.

Edited (wait different icon) 2023-11-03 03:02 (UTC)

Apparently, they're leaving on the 10th and they plan to "dress slutty at the club." Which doesn't necessarily preclude the [...] logical explanation.

~~are you worried about h~~ it could just be a girls' weekend!

Unlikely. She doesn't know that many girls. And I'm willing to bet she's brought her boyfriend along.

hey are you still whats upping spirit moneypenny sometimes

~~DEFINITELY a sex thing th~~ man, I was trying to give you some feasible alternatives to enodia swingers club takes manhattan, here.

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for reasons that I'm sure you can extrapolate on your own, my one misguided wyd was NOT well received. so, nope.

anyway, ~~are you doing a swingers party in nyc this weekend~~ how's things?

I am literally incapable of lying to myself. [...] I suppose whatever it is, she knows what she's doing. Even if it is financially irresponsible of her.

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