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[emulsify]

[...] what was the point, again?

[buffdebuff]

What is your favorite Star Trek series?

[emulsify]

DS9. is this an explain your answer kinda survey?

[buffdebuff]

It's whatever I say it is.

[emulsify]

lmao wow. okay, daddy.

[buffdebuff]

Oh you would be into that.

[emulsify]

sir, this is your second neg of the night.

[buffdebuff]

And?

[emulsify]

incredible. you're capped at three.

[buffdebuff]

There's a cap?

[emulsify]

yep. I'm like a genie, except instead of three wishes you get three insults and then I return to my little lamp to play video games. you better make the last one good, buddy.

[buffdebuff]

Is it per day?

[typing...]

What game?

[emulsify]

three day cycle.

how judgmental are you going to be if I answer this?

[buffdebuff]

Fair.

Depends on the game.

[emulsify]

satisfactory. heard of it?

DM, 7/12

[imaginist]

I don't know what that is, but I can tell it's an indignity.

DM, 7/10

[imaginist]

Did he enjoy listen [...]

Interesting. I'll make note of that.

DM, 7/12

[emulsify]

[...]

you DON'T KNOW andrew lloyd webber? are you serious? phantom of the opera? evita?? cats???

DM, 7/12

[imaginist]

I don't pay attention to popular culture. My youth was consumed by other things, and I never got around to caring.

DM, 7/21

[imaginist]

Enjoying the sparkling pollen?

DM, 7/21

[emulsify]

someone upstairs is out on their balcony serenading [...] I think everyone within earshot. so yes. you?

DM, 7/21

[imaginist]

Is the serenading inspiring any unnatural feelings in you?

Crysta is sitting despondent in my living room. Not ideal, but preferable to the alternatives.

DM, 7/21

[emulsify]

nah. considering how bad this dude's singing, desire to bring about an apocalyptic event remains impressively nominal. pretty sure I escaped nonsense this time.

she's safe with you so thank you for jesus I'm sorry I can't stop reacting like glad she's okay how's [...] that going for the both of you?

DM, 7/21

[imaginist]

Lucky you. This is shaping up to be as messy as the last time.

Did you know that crows hold multi-day funerals? And other fun facts with Crysta Marion Waldinger.

DM, 7/21

[emulsify]

torn between deep sympathy for my friends and mercenary joy knowing The Space is probably going to get a revenue bump once this all clears up.

so have you guys talked about gavin's it might be a good opportunity for you two to [...] I'll spare you the anecdote about rift irradiated corvidae in scotland. you could give her a notebook? writing might help her feel a little better in the moment. that's what my therap then, later, once this is over, you can goof on her for any poetry she winds up writing.