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am I being cited or do I get to be anonymous?

Anonymous unless you want additional fame and acclaim.

little ole me? never. let's hear that Q, and I'll get you a bespoke parson starling A at no cost.

Would you be up for helping me with a complete restock on liquor at ‘Food Here’? I have the wine ordered, but I’d also like to redo the drink menu. It’s a hot mess.

I have no intention of stealing business from The Space Between.

oooooh, consulting. hell yeah, dude. I love planning this kinda stuff stuff. a few brunchy options, maybe a couple of signature dinner cocktails. oh, and don't worry about compensation. I know my way around an IRIS reimbursement form. make the government pay for me.

Perfect. I had a feeling you’d say yes.

We’re doing a soft open with the rebrand in mid-August. I’d like to be ready by the end of the month. Let me know when you have time and we could do lunch?

I did not. Everyone else was naming them and I'm just waiting for them to leave. But they have some interesting mutations.

It's fine. [...] I sort of disappeared for awhile. That's not your fault.

In the interests of transparency, I should tell you that I've developed lie detection powers.

very cool! let's do friday or saturday, if you're free? I'll take a peek at your standard supply order invoice. see if we can't build off what you already keep in stock. get an idea of how much you wanna spend, what price points you're shooting for, and difficulty level of drink assembly, too.

so I take it you're running the joint now? excited?

Edited (i s2g I posted htis comment last night why do I have brain worms dsfhdfa lmfao) 2023-07-11 01:00 (UTC)

in addition to what was already going on? got up close and personal with those ~~but didn't have it in me to get down to~~. not much else. if you get the wacky urge to mandalorian the mole baby, by the way, you have my support.

imo the best way to overcome this is by buying each other lunch and/or coffee. maybe sometime this week?

oof, that sucks. how's that working out for you?

[...] Not ideal. The lie detection also applies to things I say.

Anyway, this seems to only trigger during in-person interactions. So if you have things to hide, you can now be smarter about it.

really? here I was thinking you'd like being able to get to the heart of things.

[Parson is typing for several minutes...]

I'm really sorry. I don't know why I said that.

[.......]

ANYWAY, idk. if it's uncomfortable for you. i'll try to tell the truth more. ~~ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh~~

Yeah, their DNA was altering itself but they were somehow staying synced up with each other. [...] I haven't seen the Mandolorian so I don't know what this means.

Agreed. I'm free whenever.

Ugh, don't apologise. I would rather take honesty over simpering politeness. If the cost is speedrunning self-awareness, then so be it.

I'm not telling you this so you'll tell the truth, I'm telling you so you can better hide your secrets around me. [...] Are you a painfully earnest person? Is this what this is?

[...] when we ran into them out in the field, I hitched 'em. just a short, 10 minute thing. should've knocked the two of them for a loop, but they were totally unphased by it. [...] not sure if that showed up in any of the reports.

let's do wednesday. the Food Here tacos are best on wednesday. and in addition to catching up, I can try to convince you to consume more garbage tv.

hey, my politeness is awkward, not simpering. and I'm not so sure this is self-awareness being speedrun. ~~for instance, I know you two think you have this all figured out already, but I don't know WHY I kn~~

I am not, but [...] why would I? not claiming I don't have secrets. just, is there some kind of danger in you knowing them?

I don't think your abilities are horrifying, actually.

I admit, it's a longer road than most to self-awareness. Compulsive lying is something of a family trait, as I'm sure you know.

~~He must have told you~~ Is there some kind of danger in trusting me? Yes. Always. But if you don't want to be cautious, then I won't encourage it.

it was a skill we [Parson stops typing entirely for several seconds] you all developed out of need. and now the universe is trying to get you to set it aside, utilizing the aesop's fable format. [...] you didn't deserve the barb, whether or not I meant it. thanks for telling me.

[......] no. I don't want to be. can't promise that I won't still be, but I'll try.

oh my god I've been community note-ed.

You did say it would be open season after she was found. I'm following up.

That was hardly a barb. A barb would be saying you sound like a self-help book written by the drama teacher of an overprivileged middle school, and it truly baffles me as to why my brother enjoyed this.

Do whatever you like. I have [...] no expectations of you.

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