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yes son i see u

oh. [...] so my bones look good in this apron?

top 3 no sneeze

thx. I wasn't sure if the frills were too much.

[parson is typing for two minutes straight]

[a pause that is exactly seven minutes and thirty seconds long]

you know I don't own any dolls, right?

WHAT nooooooooo love us love

agreed! love IS love. ~~but also I've never needed a funko pop to nu~~ [...] you know, it's all in the past. people change. you seem like you're having fun this evening.

could be havin more fun eyyyy

now, is this a request for a refill on that the JUICE or have you had a come to muppet jesus moment on the weird doll guy?

ur 5 kindsae fine in s frilly package u wanna be 5 kindsa fine in me

Edited (plays dead emoji) 2023-07-02 20:57 (UTC)

~~my shift ends at 2, unless you don't mind~~

[...]

not saying no, but let's put some h2o in you before we try stuffing anything else in there.

maken me work for itok ok ok thats hot

Hi Parson! Just checking in. Are you a weremole after all?

went out in the moonshine and everything and not a single mole trait to be found.

Not even a hint of an Eimer's organ, huh? I hope you're not too disappointed.

nah! no moleanthropy means there's still room for other, slightly cooler full moon infections. there weren't any other unique liminal conditions anyone had to worry about, eh?

I guess weremole is probably just mid-tier cool. But don't tell Mauldry I said so.

Like, real ones? Not that I know of, fortunately! [...] Though, some people are reluctant to come to Medical still. So.

Edited 2023-07-04 05:46 (UTC)

our secret, man.

that's a relief. ~~rift radiation creating zoonotic variants of~~ seen some pretty weird stuff over the years. [...] you need me to start reminding people to get in for their annual physicals?

Yeah. I haven't seen all that much yet, but I've read about some peculiar cases. [...] It can get out of hand fast.

Thank you for the offer! But. Everyone's required to do that, at least. So people probably won't push back too hard when those start getting scheduled. [...] ~~Right?~~

good thing everyone here at enodia's super resilient! [...] even if we also like running out into terrifying storms.

welllllllllll . . . that's for medical administration to worry about, at least, right?

[...] Did you go out in it?

Yeah. But we'll all be working together to get it done! It's pretty important. [...] I get why people might be reluctant, though. ~~I'm sort of dreading it too, if I'm being h~~

~~no way. it was too much like~~ nah. not me. too risky getting caught in something like that. you?

hey, maybe with the threat of mole-itis, everybody will be motivated to show up?

No. It didn't seem like there was any reason to. [...] But I guess people can always find a reason if they're curious enough.

'Mole-itis', huh? Probably only if it came with star-noses.

[...] Hey. I [...] wanted to ask too. [...] Are you still doing that book club thing?

[ooc: immediately after this]

I'd like to talk to you. When are you free?

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