god i was super hoping the duckie thing had dripped down the like. Memory garbage dispenser. sorry bout yr finger but also i think the first hint is don't hit things thatll punch back
starting to realize I got all the most important stuff.
at least we know now what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object (boo-boos is what happens). anyway, my physics experiments pale in importance to the barbie dream makeover you did on [...] ya boy to save us all.
thank u i always said hair had practical applications. [...] barbie dream hair boy comes w like bone fixing accessories too so dont be stupid n go to medical if u haven't.
unfort that's always what i've always been led to believe?? And actually u know what neeever mind i think i'd like to practice instead i'm rly good at exploding limbs not so hot at fixing them. but first time for everything??
ok no but really it's a lil bit of a situation. There's this guy named Merit who has far sight powers and stared into the rift oopsies. Ernest Waters, according to Merit's sister Monday, convinced him to do that. double oopsies. Anyway since then Merit's apparently been like. Connected or something to the rift now. or fixated. or entranced idk what exactly. But he can't stop lookin at it and one time i saved him from a car because he was just looking at the sky and wouldn't stop. He doesn't rly talk so it's hard to know what's happening. [...] SO we were wondering if you would be able to look into his brain just a lil bit to see what he was seeing or thinking in case we could help him.
BUT if it's gonna fry yr own brain further or if using yr powers like that would be like, against some weird ethics u may have goin on i mean let's not.
if I didn't need this finger for picking my nose I'd let you take a crack at it.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hmmm. [...] like how mouth open staring into the void are we talking here? mostly, I don't like to hitch with things ppl that aren't expecting it or don't want it, but if our friend Merit understands [...] that we're trying to help. I can scoop his surface thoughts get us some insight?
oof? like, deffo been there, but damn. [...] I mean, yeah. if they were okay with it. if it'd help us all to understand [...] basically anything abt why we are the way we are and why there're big purple holes in the sky.
[...] And more abt where ernest waters went but we can't tell her that part, she hates him. She also hates knock bc he v wisely decided to like, yell at her and she brainnapped him into giving up his id lmao but she seems p cool otherwise. She's the librarian in the Colchester library. If u think u can be just a lil bit more civilised than enoch we should do a lil field trip there sometime so she can see you're like. [...] safe.
oh my god, knock Bad Cop'd someone with mind control powers? that's no-no number 1 when interrogating!!
I'm down for at least giving it a shot. maybe there's something I can do to help Merit, even. not into illicitly invading dudes' minds, though, ftr. [...] might help to bring up the fact that what's happening here, the anomalies and stuff, isn't really happening at other stations. make it a little more urgent.
he didn't think it'd work on him which was honestly funny. [...] But yeah like. Of course. It's 1 of the boringest things about u. idk if she'll care about that, either but it's worth meeentioning
[...] also if his thoughts were the actual rift would yr brain be able to get away from it if it was like, the horrors of the universe.
ngl I'm kinda surprised it did, too. let's not ever get too far on the librarian's bad side. I would make a TERRIBLE thrall. says you. I bet there are plenty of ppl dying to hang out with a cool dude with ethical limits.
not to be dramatic but the horrors are kinda my day-to-day n[...]as long as he doesn't die while I'm[...] I can open with a quick hitch. few seconds long. kinda like testing if a pan is hot. probably won't go too far into the mouth of madness, and hell, I may benefit from the perspective granted by knowing the unknowable.
Well she likes me a lot now obvi so we're no longer in danger idt. AND idk about plenty mayyybe just the one and that already happened. Pushing ethical boundaries is VEry in.
[...] but ok yeah that's a good idea. As much as you would be monumentally more annoying as a like, enlightened rift knowing being, I suppose we'll have to risk it.
you may be excited to know that "Crysta befriends mind control specialist" is 100% not coming as a surprise. starting to question whether you also have mind control powers, tbh.
promise I won't be too condescending. probably just be frightened by ceiling lights or something.
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